cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

dcresistance:

evalognoria:

iphone 6 looks kinda cute but iphone 6 plus is basically ipad mini lmaoo yuck

how have you survived for the past two years

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

Follow your dreams, not your boyfriends.
― gillian anderson  (via notbedelia)

smidgetz:

Death doesn’t absolve you of being a shitty person throughout your life, it doesn’t grant you a mulligan, or erase the bullshit you built your life around if you were a hateful person, that’s your legacy, so live your life accordingly.